Jokes doesn't Mean it should be longer
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Santa is repeatedly buying movie tickets.
On being asked, santa replied: A man standing at the entry, tears my ticket everytime.
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Banta was traveling in a bus, suddenly breaks were applied and Banta fell on a beautiful girl.
Girl: Badmash, kya kar raha hai?
Banta: Punjab university me BA final!
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Santa was busy in removing a wheel from auto,
Banta asks: Y r u removing a wheel from ur auto?
Santa: Can't u read 'Parking for two wheelers only'
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Santa asks: Who r u?
Wife: How dare u forget ur wife?
Santa: Nasha har gam ko bhula deta hai
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Santa- "I m Going" Ka Kya Matlab Hota Hai?
Banta (Khub Soch Ke)- "Me Ja Raha Hun."
Santa (Gusse Me)- "Oye! Nahi Jane Dunga Pehle Matlab Bata.
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Santa sing ka 20 saal bad bacha hua.
Wo udas ho gaya.
Banta : Yaar udas kion ho?
Santa : 20 sal baad bacha huwa wo bhi itna sa
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Santa: Mein Shimla ja raha hoon, Me meri biwi se tang aa gaya ho, sochta ho jate hau raaste mein meri biwi ko khai mein dhaka de doonga.
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Banta: Yaar meri bi ko bhi le ja, use bhi dhaka de dena.
Santa: Theek hai, agar tu bura na maane use vaapsi me dhaka de doon?
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Santa told banta : " Yaar ek ladki mujko hans k dekh rahi hai"
Banta : "Dhyan se dekh..hans k dekh rahi hai ya dekh k hans rahi hai.!"
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One day Santa told Banta that Hindustan & Bharat are on war.
Banta replied but we live in India
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WHY DID SANTA TAKE OFF HIS CLOTHES WHILE WRITTING AN ANSWER TO A QUESTION? BECOZ IT WAS WRITTEN IN THE QUESTION THAT PLEASE WRITE IN BRIEF.
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Banta Singh finished his English exam and came out of the hall. His friends asked him how did he do his exam, to which he replied "Exam was okay, but for the past tense of THINK, I really thought, thought, thought hard... and at last wrote - THUNK "
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Banta: Oye, tu to Doctor ke paas jaane waala tha, kya hua?
Santa: Yaar kal jaaonga, aaj thodi tabiyat kharab hai.
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Santa: Itne kam marks? Do thappad marne chahiye.
Pappu: Haan papa, chalo maine us saale master ka ghar bhi dekh rakha hai.
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Santa went to see a gal for marriage. Their families decided to leave them for some talk. After some time, Santa asks: Behenji, tusin kitne behen-bhai ho?
Girl: Vaise taan 3 si, par hun 4 ho gaye.
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Santa eats 8 Butter Naan at a party and is suffering from Constipation.
Praying & crying in Toilet: Hey Wahe Guru...Ya toh JAAN nikal de, ya NAAN nikal de!
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A lady calls Santa for repairing door bell.
Santa doesn't turns up for 4 days.
Lady calls again, Santa replies: I'm coming daily since 4 days, I press the
bell but no one comes out
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