Sardar Jokes

Sardar found the answer to the most difficult question ever -

What will come first, Chicken or egg?

O Yaar, what ever U order first, will come first.

A teacher told all students in a class to write an essay on a cricket match. All were busy writing except one Sardarji.

He wrote "DUE TO RAIN, NO MATCH!"

Postman: - I Have To Come 5 Miles to Deliver U This Packet

Sardar: - why did U come so far. Instead U could Have posted it....

A man: "Sardarji, tell me, why Manmohan Singh goes for a walk in the evening not in the morning?"

Sardarji: ''Arey bhai Manmohan is PM not AM''.

Sardarji was standing in front of the mirror with his eyes closed.

His wife asked what you are doing.

He said-I am seeing how I look while sleeping.

Why did Sardar cut the sides of the capsule before taking it?

Guess what...

To avoid side effects!!!

Man: Sardarji where were U born?

Sardarji: Punjab .

Man: Which part?

Sardar: Oye part part kya kar raha hai, whole body Is born in Punjab Yaar".

Sardar: For the past one week a girl is disturbing Me.

I don't know how she got my no, she interrupts whenever I call someone and says "please recharge your card"

A sardar was drawing money from ATM,

The sardar behind him in the line said, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! I've seen ur password. Its 4 asterisks (****). "

The first sardar replies, "Ha! Ha! Haaa! U R wrong, Its 1258"

Q) How do U recognize a sardar in school or College???

A) They are the ones who erase their notebooks when the teacher erases the blackboard.

Q) Why did the sardarji sleep with a scale?

A) Because he wanted to measure how long he has slept.

Santa Singh MBBS

After finishing his MBBS, Dr. Santa Singh starts his Own practice.

He checked his first patient's eyes, then the tongue, and finally the ears using a torch.

Finally he said Battery is Ok !!!

BRAIN TUMOR:

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have a brain tumor.

Santa Singh: Yesss!!! (jumps in joy)

Doctor: Did you understand what I just told you?

Santa Singh: Yes of course, do you think I'm dumb?

Doctor: Then why are you so happy?

Santa Singh: Because that proves that I have a brain!

SANTA SINGH IN GRADE SCHOOL:

Teacher: What is 5 plus 4?

Santa Singh: 9

Teacher: What is 4 plus 5?

Santa Singh: Are you trying to fool me, you've just twisted the figure, the answer is 6!!

IN A DRUG STORE:

Santa Singh: I'd like some vitamins for my grandson.

Clerk: Sir, vitamin A, B or C?

Santa Singh: Any will do, my grandson doesn't know the alphabet yet!!

CHATTING:

Banta Singh: How was the tape you borrowed from me, is it Ok?

Santa Singh: What do you mean ok, I thought it's a horror film. I didn't see any picture.

Banta Singh: What tape did you take anyway?

Santa Singh: Head Cleaner. 

DEATH OF HIS MOTHER:

Santa Singh: (crying) the doctor called, Mom's dead.

Banta Singh: condolence, my Banta Singh.

(After 2 minutes) Santa Singh cries even louder

Banta Singh: what now?

Santa Singh: my sister just called, her mom died too!

ATTENDING A MEETING:

Colleague: Sorry I'm late. I got stuck in an ELEVATOR for 4 hrs because of a power failure.

Santa Singh: That's alright, me too...I got stuck on the ESCALATOR for 3 hrs.

Spelling lesson:

Santa Singh's Son: Dad, what is the spelling of successful....is it one c or two c?

Santa Singh: Make it three c to be sure!