Sardar Jokes are very common in INDIA and here are a Few
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The Sardarni asked her lover, Santa Singh "Santa Darling, if we get engaged
will you give me a ring?"
"Sure" replied Santa "What's your phone number?"
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Once Santa Singh, the psychiatrist, met a friend and exclaimed, "I heard
you are dead."
"But you see I'm alive," smiled the friend.
"Impossible," said Santa Singh. "The man who told me is much more reliable
than you."
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Banta Singh went to an eye specialist to get his eyes tested and asked,
"Doctor, will I be able to read
after wearing glasses?"
"Yes, of course," said the doctor, "why not!"
"Oh! How nice it would be ," said Banta with joy,
"I have been illiterate for so long."
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Santa Singh was brought to court on charges of Drunken Driving. Just
before the trial there was a commotion in the gallery. The judge pounded
the gravel on his table and shouted, "Order, order." Santa immediately
responded, "Thank you, your honour, I'll have a scotch and soda."
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Mr. Jaswant singh went to a grocery stores collected the grocery and came
to the counter and person at the counter started preparing bill for the
items.
Singh asked " Where is the fat ?"
The person didn't understand what Singh was saying and said, "Excuse me
sir, FAT???"
Sardar : "Yes Fat, Give me the fat"
Sardar started shouting and arguing with the person and all people gathered
and Manager of that grocery stores came there and asked Sardar about the
problem. Then sardar said "Hey Manager look, I took a yogurt from your
stores and it was written 'FAT FREE' on that but this guy is not giving me
the fat.
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What do you call a sardar who drinks only beer?
Just-beer Singh ('T' silent!).
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What do you call a sardar who has only one drink?
Just-one Singh.
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KHALISTAN JOKES
Khalistan National Drink: Sarbat Khalsa.
Khalistan National Bird: Tandoori Chicken.
International Airline: Kitthe Pacific.
National Airline: Itthe Pacific.
National Anthem: Sten-a gun-a man-a ..........
National Taxi Service: Kar Seva.
National song: Bande marte hum.
Female terrorist: Hard Kaur.
National dish: AKALI-DAAL.
Sikh scuba diver: JULL-UNDER SINGH.
Better adapted sikh diver: JULLUNDER SINGH GILL.
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A Sardarji went to US & had a meeting with Bill
Clinton.
Bill : I want to show you the US advancement.
come with me. (He takes him in a deep forest)
Bill : Dig the ground. (Sardarji did it.)
Bill : more..more..more...
(Sardarji went upto 100 feet)
Bill : So now , try to search something.
Sardarji: I got a wire.
Bill : you know, it shows that even 100 years ago
we used to have telephones.
( Sardarji became frustrated.)
He invited Bill to india. Next year Bill had been
in India
Sardarji : I want to show you our advancement.
(the same, he takes Bill in forest.)
Sardar : dig it .
(Bill does.)
Sardar : more ..more ..more .......... (Bill goes
upto almost 400 feet..)
Sardarji : try to find something.
(Bill tries.)
Sardarji : did you get anything ?
Bill : no.
Sardarji : yes, even 400 years ago we used to have WIRELESS
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Santa Singh saw that his friend Banta Singh was very
depressed.
"What Happened?" asked Banta.
"Yaar, I lost Rs.800 in a bet yesterday" replied
Banta.
"How Come?" asked Santa.
"well yesterday,the one day match between india and
england was being shown live on tv. I bet Rs.500 that
india would win, but i lost the bet"
"But that only 500"exclaimed Santa."Where did the rest
go?"
" Yaar, I bet on the highlights,too!!!"
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Banta Singh was in court charges with parking his car
in a restricted area. The judge asked him if he had
anything to say in his defence.
"They should not put up such misleading notices" said
Banta.
" It said ' Fine for Parking here'"
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An englishman, an american and Santa were called upon
to test a lie detector.
The Englishman said, Ican drink 20 bottles of beer ,
The detector went BUZZZZZZZ. Okay he said 10 bottles.
The machine was silent.
The american said, i can eat 15 Hamburgers, the
detector went BUZZZZZ. Okay he said 8 Burgers. The
Machine was silent.
Then Comes Santa, He said " I THINK ......"
BUZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ went the machine.
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